“Vast Criminal Conspiracy” Dad Hat
A low-profile black dad hat for fans of HBO’s The Chair Company starring Tim Robinson. The front is cleanly embroidered with the line, “I’m uncovering a vast criminal conspiracy.” The back features an orange The Chair Company logo above the adjustable strap. Subtle, sharp, and perfect for everyday wear—this is the kind of The Chair Company merch people search for when they want something understated, not loud. If you’ve been looking for a The Chair Company hat to pair with your tee or hoodie, this is the one.
• 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured 6-panel, low-profile fit • Curved brim • Adjustable strap with metal buckle • Front quote embroidery + back logo embroidery • Color: Jet Black
Care: Spot clean or hand wash. Air dry. Do not bleach.
Legal Notice / Disclaimer: All trademarks, names, titles, and logos are the property of Home Box Office, Inc. “The Chair Company” and related materials are © 2025 Home Box Office, Inc. This product is independently designed and sold; it is not produced by HBO. All rights reserved to their respective owners.
More details
- December 11 - US/EU Standard shipping
- December 16 - US/EU Rush shipping
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Kuronotte
- Email: contact@support.kuronotte.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.