“Vast Criminal Conspiracy” Oversized Hoodie
The definitive statement piece of The Chair Company collection — the “Vast Criminal Conspiracy” Oversized Hoodie captures the full paranoia, pride, and panic of HBO’s hit series starring Tim Robinson. Featuring the now-iconic quote “I’m uncovering a vast criminal conspiracy.” printed across the chest in minimalist white type, this heavyweight hoodie turns a simple confession into a wearable declaration.
On the back, the full cinematic portrait of Ron Trosper is framed by the bold The Chair Company logo, rendered in rich orange against deep black fleece. It’s a mix of mystery and corporate chaos — the perfect blend of streetwear cool and inside-joke energy for fans who actually get it.
Built from premium cotton-blend fleece with an oversized fit, double-layer hood, and soft brushed interior, this hoodie is made for comfort and attention. Whether you’re decoding the show’s secrets or just want the best-looking The Chair Company merch online, this is the flagship.
Details:
• Heavyweight cotton-poly blend (80% cotton / 20% polyester)
• Oversized unisex fit for modern drape and comfort
• Front: “I’m uncovering a vast criminal conspiracy.” text print
• Back: Full-color Ron Trosper artwork + The Chair Company logo
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings
• Kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Color: Jet Black
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron over print.
Legal Notice / Disclaimer:
All trademarks, names, titles, and logos are the property of Home Box Office, Inc. “The Chair Company” and related materials are © 2025 Home Box Office, Inc. This product is independently designed and sold; it is not produced, endorsed, or sponsored by HBO. All rights reserved to their respective owners.
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Kuronotte
- Email: contact@support.kuronotte.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Vast Criminal Conspiracy” Oversized Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.75
|
22 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
M
|
28.75
|
23 1/2
|
22 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
24.75
|
24.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
26
|
24.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.75
|
27.25
|
25 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32.75
|
28.25
|
27
|